Is there a chessier Jaws flick in the system then fucking ‘Cruel Jaws’.. Continue reading
Tag Archives: cheeze
JWD: Ironmaster (1983)
VOOD! VOOD! VOOD! VOOD! VOOD! Continue reading
JWD: The Norseman (1978)
There.. just put on the ‘FROST’ album; it’s the first time i ever play Enslaved on spotify and why the fuck isnt’ the ‘Hordanes Land’-ep on there?? Just popped another can of beer..cheers all norsmen and all honorable warriors (in general) world wide! FUCK…UGH!! Continue reading
Review: Cathy’s Curse (1976)
This is the blueprint of over-explaining through dialogue! Continue reading
JWD: The Suckling (1990)
..AKA ‘Sewage Baby’…
Moral of this story; do not get an abortion at some illegal sleazy brothel at the outskirts of town…good to know! Continue reading
JWD: Land Shark (2017)
How the fuck do i start to review fucking ‘Land Shark’, being under the fucking BIP!..infulence? Continue reading
JWD: Memorial Valley Massacre (1989)
Teen-brat: «I dont see no stinking badge». Camp counselor; «And i dont’ see no stinking keys»! HAHAHAHA!! This little turdy cheesefest made me laugh alot! Continue reading
JWD: Savage Beach (1989)
A couple of chick-agents get’s stranded on an islolated isle, ‘what isle, your’ isle, my isle, who’s isle’?? Continue reading
Review: Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
You’ve got all what you seek for in boobs, bazookas and blood. Continue reading
Review: Black Cobra (1987)
Fred Williamson do not accept any bullshit! He’s cleaning the streets of “human garbage”…with a vengeance. Continue reading