JWD: Vampire Blues (1999)

Dude, the crappiest Jess Franco flick of them all…IT MUST BE!!

A nice lonely fuckable blond tourist in Spain, in her early thirties (and supposed to be from Newark New Jersey), is a victim of a lespo-vampire seduction and shit…yeah, IT-IS-SHIT!! Linda Romay is in it, as a witch/fortune-teller, but who cares, really, It’s crap dude! Aint’ it nothing cool about it?? Well, a few moods in the spanish locations and that really wanted to have sex with our main-blond, but that’s it. If you’re a die-hard Jess Franco or euro-thrash fan in general, you will probably check it out anyway.