JWD: Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark (2014)

Another shark movie has been watched, since it’s still summer and shit!

Yet, im in that beer drinking mood which i’v been since my mid-teens, but this time i will not drama you about about what im listening to at the moment (though let me tell you, if you wanna listen to that real country gold; listen to George Jones and Lefty Frizzel…Johnny Paycheck).

Yet, im in that beer drinking mood which i’v been since my mid-teens, but this time i will not drama you about about what im listening to at the moment (though let me tell you, if you wanna listen to that real country gold; listen to George Jones and Lefty Frizzel…Johnny Paycheck).

What can i say about this Asylum flick, their’ all alike. It starts off with that epic 90’s-like blockbuster soundtrack which follows through out the movie non-stop which is typical Asylum. A megalodon escapes from a huge giant-ass icebrick which are draged behind a boat and begins to eat alot of shit all the way from Pearl Harbor to Sidney. It’s 60 meters long so we sure could use an equally long mechanical shark…right? It even fires torpedos so why not. Not so impressed with the sepessial effects, hell, you know what; i LOVE em!!! CGI delux, Asylum style. The background story is fast paced and simple, but hart breaking at the same time. And while Asylum’s making alot of fun of stupid blockbusters cliches, they sometimes manage to capture tragedy and emotions that touches. Another fun and charming flick from Asylum, very entertaining.

beerglas-rating-4