Review: Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)

You’ve got all what you seek for in boobs, bazookas and blood.

dvd“HARD TICKET TO HAWAII”
1987
Action
USA

Director:
Andy Sidaris
Stars: Ronn Moss, Dona Speir, Hope Marie Carlton
Distributor: Mill Creek
Runtime: 96 mins
DVD REGION 1

 

“If brains were birdshit, you guys would have a clean cage.”

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Two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, two operatives for The Agency, accidentally intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for drug lord Seth Romero, who takes exception and tries to get them back. Soon other Agency operatives get involved, and a full-scale fight to the finish ensues, complicated here and there by an escaped snake made deadly by Toxic Waste!

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One of the best beer and b-movie nights with your friends. It’s so cheesy and entertaining! Toxic snakes, James Bond hommages and totally crazy killing set-pieces. The scene with skateboard, inflatable doll and bazooka is worth the film alone. 80’s gadgetry and bad acting put this on the so-bad-it’s-good map for years to come. Just remember to get drunk, get in the Yakuzi and have a blast!

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