Review: Jason Goes to Hell (1993)

Four years after the big flop, You’d expect the screenwriters to come up with something decent, but HELL NO!!!

blu“JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY”
1993
Horror/Slasher
USA

Director: Adam Marcus
Stars: John D. LeMay, Kari Keegan, Kane Hodder
Distributor: New Line Cinema
Runtime: 87 mins
BLU RAY REGION ALL

“I’d like to make a crap right on your motherfucking mask.”

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Jason is literally ripped apart by a special task force. At the morgue the coroner eats Jason’s heart and gets possessed by his soul. Jason gets reborn, and kills along the way. It’s up to one chosen guy to break the spell and get rid of Jason for good.

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Crap! The plot is so utterly stupid, even for the Friday the 13th franchise. An embarrassing attempt to churn up a big bodycount in the name of Voorhees. It lacks the pace, the energy, the scares, the blood and the fucking logic! It even lacks Jason most of the time. Stupid, stupid, stupid! What kind of producer read this and thought: “Hey, this is one hell of a sequel”? Stay clear!

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The complete Friday the 13th box is just GREAT! You have audio commentaries, featurettes, interviews, shorts, booklet and merchandise. Whatever you want to know, you’ll get to know.

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Bodycount: 23

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