Review: Friday the 13th (2009)

Oh my God, what a fuckin’ stupid bunch of teenagers. If this is representative for the youth in America no wonder TrumpĀ got the votes.

blu“FRIDAY THE 13TH”
2009
Horror/Slasher
USA

Director: Marcus Nispel
Stars: Jared Padalecki, Danielle Panabaker, Amanda Righetti
Distributor: New Line Cinema/Paramount
Runtime: 106 mins
BLU RAY REGION ALL

“Jason. My special, special boy.”

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A group of teenagers travels to Crystal Lake to camp, fuck and smoke weed. Jason’s staying nearby and he doesn’t like teenagers who camp, fuck or smoke weed. He kills ’em off. Six weeks later a new group of teenagers are traveling to a cabin to have some fun. The brother of a girl who disappeared six weeks ago joins the party, and so does Jason Voorhees.

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My final “Friday” at this point. The characters are all totally shallow with really fit physicque. The one character you don’t want to show any feelings are Jason, and he’s the one who’s been added more depth. He also got some sort of a “home base” in this one. The story is not a remake of the first flick, it’s more of a remake of the second. There’s some good, but uninventive killings. It’s your average modern, brainless slasher, with a hockey mask. Worth a bowl of popcorn and nothing more.

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The complete Friday the 13th box is just GREAT! You have audio commentaries, featurettes, interviews, shorts, booklet and merchandise. Whatever you want to know, you’ll get to know.

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Bodycount: 14

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