JWD: Deranged (1974)

So i have a couple beers left and i’v put on the ‘Tourniquets, Hacksaws and Graves’ album by Autopsy for the first time on spotify-a nice ending after seeing an ‘Ed-Gein cult-classic’ shuch as this. Join me for some beer and and a drunken-review?? Skål!

Fuck, where the do i begin; all i can think about is the 34 year old hot little dark-brunette missy that ‘Ez Cobb’ did fancy. We see her in her slutty underweare and i would really like to have my way with her and im not talking about going through my stamps, oh wait, i dont have any stamps. The classic Ed Gein-story really, ah…hold on again, really gotta go………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. Back, and thank’s for the wait (the movie-room is smelling verry strongly of Guacamole dip right now). Are you familliar with Cinderella, The Easter bunny, Jozef Fritzl or Bob Saget; well then you must know about Ed Gein and you probably don’t need a bedtime story, so i’ll just get to the awesomeness that i’v been taking in tonight. Which is; cool scenery and locations, cool old-school gore, sleaz, likable characters (i did by the way recognise the actoress from ‘Black Chritmas’_the aging lady who drinks alot and takes care of the girls-she who has a certain charisma…she’s fascinating and darn cool i tell ya_in this movie also-and wasnt’ ‘Ez’ played by the scary old dude with the shovel and salt-bucket in ‘Home Alone’), some slippery comic-reliefs here and there, and atmospheric American 70’s nostalgia. I ended up loving this baby. I just loved the whole thing, watch the trailer. Switching to Quiet Riot now, opening my last fucking beer. I’v been watching the blu-ray version from the mighty ARROW-Video by the way and the quality was as good as if i was watching a new movie, pretty awesome, hu! you’re an old-school horror fan, i guess you’ll like it, i loved it and it’s pretty much love you know, kinda like ‘Silent Night-Deadly Night’-love. Hey, wanna have some beers and watch some cool stuff one night, let me know and i’ll try to make it fit- if im not to busy changing diapers, holding hands with with my lady and getting yelled at.

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