JWD: Ching Wu & Shaolin Kung Fu Part 1 (1977)

One question!! Who the fuck is ‘Ol’ Dirty Bastard’?

Have u ever heard; ‘Insane Poetry’??? Madda fakka yo!! fUCKIN’ old school horrorcore_rap, fakka!! No, im just shittn’. ODB is the shit!! Cant replace him, he was one of a kind! U see im listening to ‘Insane Poetry’ rifght now, being drunk. I was suposed to put on the trash-spaghetti western; ‘Today We Kill…Tomorrow We Die’ for the third time right now, but it’s just to late and i gotta function tomorrow, i got car trouble like shit, yo!! I got no car right now. Gotta find me another car yo! So lets sit her for a while; drinking beer, listening to badass rap while wrigting a fucking review. I guess i will put on some ‘Blaze-Ya-Dead-Homie’, pretty soon, feel me??, maybe some ‘Necro’, dont fucking know. Gotta pee, hold on one sec……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Ok goosbumps; this Bruceploitation stares «Bruce Le» and it’s about the Japanise who is inavding China, by shutting down «all» kung-fu Do-Jo’s. And how do ya’ thing ‘Bruce Le’ is gonna think of that?? Not much! He’s beating back against Karate with his kung-fu, mixed with a little tawkondo that he has learnd from Japanise/Koreians sympatisers. And you’ll just love the combat-screams; ‘women’, Two men’, ‘Lemon’ Fuck….im out.

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