Review: Wrong Turn 5 (2012)

The same freaking recipe as all the others. Glad there’s only one movie left to watch after this…

blu“WRONG TURN 5: BLOODLINES”
2012
Horror/Slasher
USA

Director: Declan O’Brien
Stars: Doug Bradley, Camilla Arfwedson, Simon Ginty
Distributor: 20th Century Fox
Runtime: 91 mins
BLU-RAY REGION A

“Get her processed!”

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It’s the “Mountain Man festival”, and loads of teenagers gets dressed as hillbillies and enjoy the music and the booze. But when one of our anti-heroes gets busted by the police, all hell’s break loose. His three disfigured friends from the woods comes to his rescue and turn the little town upside down.

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Storywise this happens before the first film. This is by far the weakest of the vehicle. The characters are so uninteresting you couldn’t care less. The lack of logic and the easy short-cuts in the story makes it a pretty poor movie. It’s so uncommited from start till the end, no wonder this was the director’s last film…oh, wait he did the shot-on-video “Joyride 3” afterwards… I’m also getting damn tired of the make-up/masks on the monsters and the monsters themselves. They’re looking stupid for God’s sake. Even though there’s a couple of nice set-piece killings, I’m not happy!

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The disc is filled with great extras. All you need to know is included in this, too bad the movie didn’t make it tempting.

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