Ok, what the fuck! What the fuvk was i thinking; Robo CVAMPIER!!? Continue reading
You don’t mess up someones nearly finished jigsaw-puzzle. You just don’t! Especially not this crazy fucker’s! Continue reading
It’s christmas-time in London and the towns «santas» is getting killed off in the goriest ways. Continue reading
When the french erotic feature “Emmanuelle” made a huge profit, the Italians threw themselves over the genre as vultures over a cadaver. They removed an “m” and made a series of “Emanuelle”-movies with the super hot Dutch-Indonesian actress/model Laura Gemser as the star. I fucking love those crazy Italians! Continue reading
Tomas Milian’s badass hunchback criminal is back in his second Umberto Lenzi-feature. I guess Milian’s enormous ego was triggered after only playing second flute towards Maurizio Merli in “Rome Armed to the Teeth” (Roma a mana armata). This time he didn’t only get to play the leading role, but he also played his twin brother. Continue reading
This obscure 80’s urban thriller/horror is meant to be serious, violent and suspenseful.
Well it is violent? HELL YEAH. And suspenseful? A little.
But could i take it seriously..? HELL NO! Continue reading
“The Woman”! Man, what a terrifying title for a horror-monster-flick. You’ll know for sure that this monster’s gonna bite your finger off and eat it… Continue reading
With a heroine that seems to fall in love with anyone who saves her, especially with uniform, it’s a blast that the psycho-killer wears one. Too bad he loses his head for her… Continue reading
A good “giallo” should make you sit on the tip of your chair (or coach in my case). A good twist and a “who-the-fuck-did-it?”. I did not see that surprise end coming. Continue reading
Damn, there are many zombies in this movie; one, two, three, four, five, six…well there are many. Continue reading