JW: Blood Lake: Attack of the Killer Lampreys (2014)

Oh, Christopher Lloyd, why!? Did you need the cash? I loved you in Back to the Future, but the image of an eel crawling up your ass will forever haunt my dreams.

So, I watched this movie last night on Animal Planet(!) and I was actually covering my face with the IKEA-catalog when witnessing in dismay some guys fighting back a lamprey (blood-sucking eel) invasion.

I actually thought it could have some sort of charm, like the other movies produced by The Asylum. You know, the guys behind classics like Sharknado, Titanic 2 and Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. Even with some pretty known actors, previously mentioned Christopher Lloyd and ex-Beverly Hills 90210, ex-Charmed Shannen Doherty. But no..

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I feel The Asylum just made a bad horror movie, not directly overdoing it like Megashark jumping up and eating airplanes. Maby the producers said “Guys, let’s make a serious horror movie”, and everyone else just didn’t get the message and got drunk while writing the script.

This isn’t a drunk “just watched” review, just a disappointed one..

Jesus, Asylum… This was some bad shit!

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